Well, you knew it was bound to happen eventually.
Likely spurred on by a slew publicized call-outs towards the powers that be, we now have about 50 ex-members who have shared their experiences across various press outlets and social media platforms. The group exposing even brought our girl Ramos out of hiding. Jury's still out on if Sam's gonna join in, or if he's still in the Witness Protection Program void.
In addition, it looks like some of our old friends are stepping up to the plate as well. We hear they plan to archive some deeper-cuts of AAH history, so that the ex-members have as much hard evidence as possible when the inevitable lawsuits start happening.
AAH seems to know their number is up as well, as basically all the remaining high-rankers have up and vanished, leaving the compound near-vacant. Though, I went poking around a few days ago and saw Mrs. Rayne there, still in her labcoat and everything. Seems they haven't completely cut their losses.
Those old friends of ours had better get a move on if they want to salvage anything from the imminent cover-up operation.
- Penny
So either Penny was wrong about AAH trying to lay low following The Allegations Mark IV, or they've severely over-estimated how quickly the internet (especially Twitter) moves on from things. I suppose this isn't that surprising, considering how fast AAH would either rebrand or cover up all the other Incidents.
Either way, given that they're not even paying for a proper domain, I doubt this website is going to result in many new recruits. What this does mean is that Penny and I are gonna have to get to work on dusting off the old spork page.
I'll still keep an eye on this page though, and I'll especially keep an eye on if this starts popping up on other social media. Flying Spaghetti Monster help us if any of these boomers figure out how to use *shudders* TikTok.
- Ashton
Looks like those old friends we mentioned a few months ago have finally gotten their show on the road!
I can't help but wish they would've gotten in touch with us first. I mean, 009 Sound System? Really? Kudos for getting that early Ramos recording, though. I didn't even know she was aware of Prof. Shine that early on.
Despite these clunky beginnings, both Ashton and I highly recommend our readers give them a sub. We can't say to much in order to maintain their anonymity, but if we're right about who's involved, there'll definitely be some invaluable material coming out soon.
If we've got any additional context to add that these two either can't or won't, we'll post updates on this page.
- Penny
You may have noticed (assuming anyone looks in the description of YouTube videos anymore) that we assisted in the hosting of some of AAHA's files, and that they owed us one. Well, we finally called in that favor, and as a result, LP County Watch lives again!
Given that only one of the two minds behind AAHA has any computer literacy, she's been helping us out with salvaging some of our old content. In particular, we're calling her in to help with recovering the sporking page. Word on the grapevine is that the cult is planning on putting out a counter-statement soon, and so before anyone else can be made a sucker, we want to cut through the bullshit and PR speak in an easily linkable spot.
All of us, me, Penny, and our anonymous helper, are working hard to get this site back up and running. The ball is already rolling for AAH's long overdue downfall, and we don't want to miss a minute of it.
- Ashton